Riddles

Volume 1

Why are banjos the saddest instrument?

Click here to see the answer They are always getting picked on!

How did the duck know his wedding was expensive?

Click here to see the answer His bill was right in front of him!

Where do monkeys sleep?

Click here to see the answer In ape-ricots!

How do you stop a wild boar from charging?

Click here to see the answer Take away his credit card!

Why do tigers eat raw meat?

Click here to see the answer They’re lousy cooks!

Why are fish so easy to weigh?

Click here to see the answer They come with they’re own scales!

How do lions do their shopping?

Click here to see the answer From cat-alogues!